It's been a strange day today. Pack Leader left me with Mommy all night, and she kept insisting we go out in the cold for me to pee when there was paper right there by the bed. She was right there on the other side of the room, but she wouldn't let me come out and play, which was probably okay because it as dark, but I cried anyway just in case she might change her mind.
In the morning Pack Leader came in and told me I was a good girl, and gave me breakfast--which tasted just like the food with the old pack. I ate a lot. The orange thing with the puffy fur came to investigate, and I moved over so he could share my food... but then he opened his mouth and showed me all his teeth and hissed at me.
Then Pack Leader disappeared. I don't know where he went. Luckily, he didn't take Mommy with him.
I went on my first real walk today. We went around this big pond like thing with some mud in the bottom. I kept getting distracted by the wind, bushes, woods, and this big blue plastic thing Mom called a slide. Also, I was too scared to walk on the steep slope by the fence, so Mommy carried me home, and set me down right in front of our gate. I was so excited.
We've done a lot of hardcore napping today. Mommy's napping a lot too, which is strange, and I keep trying to jump up and join her, but she wont let me on the tall pillow things, she makes me stay on my pillow on the floor. Sometimes she comes and sits next to me, and will let me climb on her lap and give her kisses. I'm very affectionate today.
I got a yummy lunch and a good romp out in the garden. Oh! And I think I learned my first English today. When Mommy says "come on!" I run as fast as I can to her, and I get lots of pets. We did it a bunch of times, and I really like it when I get to jump the garden wall, even tho sometimes I have to scramble up the side.
Also the really puffy fur thing keeps coming down to see me, but she won't play. I'm posting a picture, cause she's doing her best to look very scary, but I think she actually likes me.
Who could NOT like me? I'm like, the cutest puppy ever.
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Hey Elphie,
ReplyDeleteWaylon here, the hottest cousin you've got (don't listen to Bandit). Just wanted to give you some awesome tips about your new life.
#1 Human food is AWESOME! Try to steal some every chance you get. My favorites are string cheese, pepperonis, and any kind of meat.
#2 When you hear a knock knock knock at the door, it means there are people here to see YOU! Make sure you bark, jump all over them, and sniff them really good to make sure they don't have treats in their pockets.
#3 When you do something bad, just put your tail between your legs, cower in the corner, and look up at the humans with big sad eyes. It's a plus if you can make them water.
Time for a nap, more tips later....
:)
ReplyDeleteThanks Waylon!